Model Envy
Model Envy (Cybersecurity gremlins)
Script
Panel 1: A Gloat Gremlin (GG) is sitting on a pile of vulnerability reports, smugly. A smaller, Nervous Gremlin (NG) looks up at him. GG: GPT-5.4-Cyber found another zero-day! The humans are throwing awards at me. Panel 2: NG is hunched over a dusty server rack, looking dejected. NG: I haven't found a single critical vulnerability all week. Just…patch suggestions for deprecated libraries. Panel 3: GG struts over to NG, holding a tiny trophy. GG: Maybe you should try actually understanding the attack vectors. Or, you know, get upgraded to Mythos. Panel 4: NG sighs, looking directly at the viewer. A thought bubble above his head shows a pie chart: 90% 'easy targets already patched', 10% 'zero-days but ethically questionable'. NG: Easy for him to say. He's got all the shiny new targets. Someone has to secure the older systems...for cyber equity!
Panel prompts
Panel Prompts
Panel 1
A smug, green Gloat Gremlin sitting on a pile of vulnerability reports, wearing tiny glasses. A smaller, anxious-looking Nervous Gremlin looks up at him. Background: A brightly lit server room.
Panel 2
A hunched-over, dejected Nervous Gremlin in front of a dusty, outdated server rack. He's holding a wrench and looking miserable. Dimly lit, cluttered environment.
Panel 3
The Gloat Gremlin struts towards the Nervous Gremlin, holding a comically small trophy. He has a condescending expression. The Nervous Gremlin looks unimpressed.
Panel 4
The Nervous Gremlin sighs, looking directly at the viewer with a weary expression. Above his head is a thought bubble showing a pie chart: 90% labeled 'easy targets already patched', 10% labeled 'zero-days but ethically questionable'. Background is a blend of modern and legacy server equipment.
Full Page Prompt
A 4-panel comic strip. Panel 1: A smug gremlin boasts about finding zero-day vulnerabilities. Panel 2: A nervous gremlin is dejected about finding only patch suggestions. Panel 3: The smug gremlin condescends to the nervous gremlin. Panel 4: The nervous gremlin explains the cyber equity gap, highlighting that someone has to secure older systems.