July 2026
10artifacts
Hollow Thunder
A person trading the safety of emotional armor for the terrifying, liberating act of being truly known.
I Done My Own Research
A proud, iron-certain man explains what's really going on — with seventeen tabs open and a whiteboard he's still adding to.
Phosphene Garden
A luminous descent into the inner visual field, where closed eyes become a garden of living light.
Certified Baller (Payment Plan)
A broke guy with zero assets and maximum confidence explains why he is, in fact, a certified baller — every piece of evidence to the contrary is beside the point.
FEMA Showed Up the Next Morning
A man brags that his evening with Charlene Marie was so catastrophically epic that FEMA dispatched trucks, filed paperwork, and Inspector Gary has never fully recovered.
My Chickens Formed a Union
A down-on-his-luck chicken farmer discovers his hens have organized, hired a shop steward named Darlene LaPlume, and won't lay a single egg until management caves on the dental plan — and eventually…
She Can't Handle My Stick Shift
A devoted man explains, in painstaking detail, why his date can't handle his four-on-the-floor — and the bar knows exactly what he means.
Velvet Meridian
A hypnotic journey to the blurred threshold where identity dissolves into the cosmos and all distances collapse into one.
Light Through the Static
A song about the moment hope breaks through — when the noise of modern life finally quiets enough for you to feel something real again.
El Quinto Partido
On June 30, 2026, Mexico beat Ecuador 2-0 at the Azteca to win a World Cup knockout game for the first time in 40 years — this is that night.