Full-Bodied (Like My Whiskey)

A man toasts his big, gorgeous woman using nothing but whiskey-tasting notes, and means every filthy word of it.

[Intro]

(spoken) Pour me somethin' with some weight to it, boys (spoken) I like a little heft in my glass (hollered) Full-bodied, baby, that's the only way I roll!

[Verse 1]

Bobby ordered the lite beer, called it watchin' his line I said pour the barrel-proof, son, that ain't my kind of time Skinny wine just gives me heartburn, watered-down ain't my scene I like my women like my whiskey: full-bodied, bold, and clean

[Chorus]

Full-bodied like my whiskey, that's how I take mine More to love, more to hold, that's a damn good time Skip the diet, skip the light beer, pour the whole bottle Full-bodied like my whiskey, wide-open throttle

[Verse 2]

She out-benches me at the gym, out-eats me at the fair Took the blue ribbon in pie-eatin', left me standin' there The porch swing groans, the bed springs sing a song I won't forget I said I'm just admirin' the view, darlin', best view I've seen yet

[Chorus]

Full-bodied like my whiskey, that's how I take mine More to love, more to hold, that's a damn good time Skip the diet, skip the light beer, pour the whole bottle Full-bodied like my whiskey, wide-open throttle

[Bridge]

(spoken) Buddy at the bar said that's a lotta woman (spoken) I said that's the whole dang point, I ordered human

[Final Chorus]

Full-bodied like my whiskey, that's how I take mine More to love, more to hold, that's a damn good time Skip the diet, skip the light beer, pour the whole bottle Full-bodied like my whiskey, wide-open throttle (crowd: Full-bodied! Pour it up!)

[Outro]

Here's to more to love than this old heart deserves Full-bodied, baby, no waterin' down