Let Me Rinse You Slow

He lit the candles, scattered the rose petals, and led her to the bathroom to show off the bidet; by setting five she's in love, but not with him.

[Intro]

(Yeah...) Candles lit. Lights low. (uh) Baby, close your eyes... and follow me to the bathroom.

[Verse 1]

Got a throne by the window with a gold remote control Seven heated settings and a nightlight in the bowl Seat's as warm as my hands, girl, and it's never been cold Took a second mortgage on it, baby, sold my soul

[Chorus]

Let me rinse you slow, girl, let me rinse you slow Heated seat, warm water, turn the candles low Twist the dial to tender, feel the pressure grow Let me rinse you slow, let me rinse you slow

[Verse 2]

Got a warm-air dryer, girl, it's gonna blow you a kiss Self-cleaning silver wand, and, baby, never gonna miss Deodorizer purring while the vanilla candles burn Front wash, back wash, oscillate, and then it's my turn

[Chorus]

Let me rinse you slow, girl, let me rinse you slow Heated seat, warm water, turn the candles low Twist the dial to tender, feel the pressure grow Let me rinse you slow, let me rinse you slow

[Guitar Solo]

[instrumental]

[Bridge]

Setting one, a whisper. Setting two, a sigh. Setting three, you grab the towel rack and testify Setting four, the plumber's calling, asking what we did Setting five, hold on, baby, it just launched you off the lid

[Final Chorus]

Let me rinse you slow, girl, let me rinse you slow Heated seat, warm water, turn the candles low Twist the dial to tender, feel the pressure grow Let me rinse you slow, let me rinse you slow

[Outro]

Baby? You've been in there an hour. Damn. I'm jealous of a toilet.