I Miss You (Just Not You)

He's writing the saddest missing-you anthem of his life — about a Wi-Fi router, a bag of queso, and a phone charger, never about her.

[Intro]

Hey, ex! One, two, three, four! Grab the cat and slam the door!

[Verse 1]

You took the couch, you took the cat, you even took the welcome mat. Now I'm alone here, cold and broke, missing my charger, what a joke.

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm doing great, I swear I'm fine, I just need one thing back of mine. (whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

[Chorus]

I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, (just not you!) I miss the Wi-Fi, miss the queso, I miss you, just not you.

[Verse 2]

I miss your mom's lasagna pan, I miss the good pillow, not your hand. I miss the password to your shows, but not you, baby, here we go!

[Pre-Chorus]

I'm doing great, I've moved right on, I just want my stuff, then I'm gone. (whoa-oh, whoa-oh)

[Chorus]

I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, (just not you!) I miss the Wi-Fi, miss the queso, I miss you, just not you.

[Bridge]

Wait, no, I take it back, I miss you, nah, just kidding, keep the router! One thing I miss? My dignity. Oh well... NOT YOU!

[Final Chorus]

I miss you, I miss you, I MISS YOU, (just not you!) I miss the Wi-Fi, miss the queso, I miss you, JUST NOT YOU! (whoa-oh, just not you!)

[Outro]

So keep the cat, keep the pan, just mail my charger if you can.