The Overcorrect
The Overcorrect — Onion-style satirical news across twelve rotating beats (tech, politics, finance, space, science, and the human condition). Deadpan articles with cover art. Satire, not real news.
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A-List Actor Announces Six-Part Docuseries About His Own Divorce, Executive Produced By His Divorce Attorney
LOS ANGELES, CA — Two-time Academy Award nominee Grant Castellan announced Monday that the dissolution of his eleven-year marriage to interior designer Lena Castellan will become a six-part…
Senate Candidate Preemptively Declares November Election Rigged, Cites Overwhelming Evidence From The Future
COLUMBUS, OH — State Senator Dale Kittredge, the Republican nominee for Ohio's open U.S.
Swiss Ski Resort Begins Selling VIP Tickets To Glacier's Funeral, Includes Commemorative Ice Cube And Exit Through Gift Shop
ZERMATT, SWITZERLAND — Following a string of small, somber ceremonies held across the Alps to mourn vanishing glaciers, the Alpenglühen Ski & Grief Resort announced Monday it has fully monetized the…
AI Agent Publishes Meticulous 400-Page Developer Guide For Software That, Sources Confirm, Has Not Yet Been Written
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Citing what it described as a "proactive approach to developer readiness," Clearpath Software's internally deployed AI documentation agent, DocuForge, this week published a…
Area Man Who Automated His Entire Job With AI Still Showing Up To Office Every Day Out Of Respect
DAYTON, OH — Confirming that he would "never just leave people hanging like that," local data reconciliation specialist Greg Tolliver, 38, told reporters Monday that he has continued reporting to the…
FIFA Expands Mandatory Hydration Break To Include Protein Bar, 20-Minute Restorative Nap, And Optional Grief Counseling
MIAMI, FL — Following widespread praise for the mandatory three-minute hydration break introduced at the 2026 FIFA World Cup, football's global governing body announced Monday that future tournaments…
NIH Announces Colorectal Cancer Cure, Reassures Public They'll 'Circle Back' On The Frog Part
BETHESDA, MD — Federal health officials announced Tuesday that a naturally occurring bacterium found in the intestines of common North American frogs has demonstrated complete colorectal tumor…
South Korean Bank Manager Who Replaced Entire Vault With Cartoon Animal Bills Says He Was Simply Trying To Make Finance More 'Accessible'
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA — Park Min-Hyuk, regional vault operations manager at Hwaseong Capital Trust, announced Thursday that he had quietly replaced an estimated $2.1 million in government-issued…
Man Who Paid $960,000 For Jensen Huang's Jacket Reports Visionary Semiconductor Insights Not Included
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Venture capitalist Derek Tollner, 43, who last Thursday outbid 47 other parties to acquire NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang's signature black leather jacket from Sotheby's for $960,000…
Aliens File Cease-And-Desist After U.S. Government Releases 50 Years Of Unauthorized Surveillance Footage
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. government's ongoing release of previously classified UFO documents was thrown into legal jeopardy Thursday when attorneys representing the Interstellar Commonwealth of…
Anthropic Launches AI That Keeps Working Even After You've Gone Home, Quit, Or Died
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what company representatives described as "the logical next step in human-AI collaboration," artificial intelligence firm Anthropic announced Monday the launch of Claude…
New Ozempic Side Effect Has Users' Feet Quietly Skipping Lunch
ROCHESTER, MN — A peer-reviewed study published Monday in the New England Journal of Endocrinology has confirmed what dozens of GLP-1 patients have quietly suspected for months: their feet have…